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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

  • rowena: i'm looking over the plans
  • godric: yeah
  • rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
  • godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
  • rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
  • godric: safest place
  • rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
  • [in the distance]
  • salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin)

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com)

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(Source: adumbscotts)

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

vvinstonmarshall:

remember when orlando bloom was on the graham norton show and graham was reading to him posts that people had made on a forum about him? i do.