© tearofthemoon
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

frostmatey:

buildamonobear:

Have a boner in class? Punch it.

Punch your dick.

Fucking punch it.

Punch it

Punc

ow

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed missile inbound 

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed 
missile inbound 

(Source: gouldenqueen)

thebookofnaga:

do you ever see somebody say something about a character and you just want to stick your upper half through the computer, grab their face and whisper,

"no

you

completely

missed

the point

of that character” 

and then slowly slide back into the computer while staring at them

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

(Source: gottsmote)

emmasneverland:

(✿◠‿◠)

ameliaaboyce:

So i was re-watching all of spn and i got to season 2 episode 21 and the part where sam gets stabbed and stuff my mum walked in and said “OH MY GOD HE’S DEAD” i just looked up from my drawing and at her with a blank face, she said “WHY ARENT YOU CRYING? HE JUST DIED!!” 

like…

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